Please don't.

Author: BlackAlice

Date: May 8, 2005

by BlackAlice
5-08-05
My grandma has recently passed away.
That's sad.
I apreciate your attempts to cheer me up but I don't think it's going to work.
I'm not trying to cheer you up. I'm under contract to do this on a regular basis.
If I wanted to cheer you up I'd show you what I keep in my pants.