BIG HARD ONES!

Author: BlackSheep

Date: March 30, 2007

by BlackSheep
3-30-07
Man...I really hate big hard poop!
Waddya mean? Everbody has a large once sometimes.
No...I mean really big...and hard! Like concrete! Too big to actually come out! Screamer shit! Its like childbirth I think.
HOLY CRAP! So waddya do then?
Well...this is embarrassing...once a week I fill up a turkey baster with warm Mazola oil and lube my poop-shute with it!
Wow, no kidding? Messy business. Wait a minute...you shittin' out circuit boards and gears or what? WE'RE ROBOTS IDIOT!