FECALMENTARY Episode 1 - An exploratory in suppositories!

Author: BlackSheep

Date: April 23, 2007

by BlackSheep
4-23-07
At the pharmacy...
Hans...thanks for your advice regarding my "going" or should I say "not going" problems! So, you think this little suppository is going to do the trick, eh?
Yes, Pete! You just insert the "ring rocket", I like to call it that, into your anus and in about 15 minutes or so you will be able to go. Don't forget to remove the foil first, ok?
Remove the foil? C'mon, Hans...do I look THAT stupid? Wow! Modern medicine is amazing Hans! I was somewhat skeptical but not anymore!
NO! PETE? PETE? NOT H...
Sorry, I couldn't hear you Hans. What was that?
Not HERE at my pharmacy!