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| Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We're here tonight to talk about the short longshoreman's career of Willy Smallwood, a...what are we supposed to call you anyway? | |
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| We prefer to be called "little people". | |
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| That's cute! Does it bother you when folks call you a midget? He-he! How's about troll or gnome? Ha-ha! I like dwarf! Hoo-hoo! Vertically challenged! Hoo-hoo, hee-hee! Oh, my...wee man! Short ass! | |
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| No, but what burns my ass besides you, is a flame about 2 feet high! Wanna fight? Lemme throw the first punch! | |
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| So, Willy...is it true they pay you under the table? Haw-haw! Have you ever been short-changed? Yuk, yuk! Take a little nap? | |
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| There'll be no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for you sir! | |
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