BLACK ANGUS

Author: BlackSheep

Date: April 26, 2007

by BlackSheep
4-26-07
Me-eh! Mom...can I get a nose ring?
Ba-ah! Certainly not...you're much too young!
But this Black Angus bull friend of mine has one and so does his whole family! His family's cool!
Understand this...that black friend of your's and his family have rings in their noses because they are slaves!
Mom...like, you are SO living in the past! I wanna trim my wool too like all the older girls at school do and I want a tattoo as well!
Fine! Go ahead! You're gonna look like a sheep-ho! Those girls have all lost their virgin wool! Don't come crying back to me when those rams come around sniffing for some!