ROYAL PAIN

Author: BlackSheep

Date: May 17, 2007

by BlackSheep
5-17-07
We're very sorry, Prince Harry, but I and my Chief of the general staff have decided to forbid you from serving as a troop commander in Iraq!
What the fuck, mum?
As a member of the Royal Family, you would be putting your fellow troops at exteme risk and compounded danger by going to Iraq.
You're such a queen sometimes, mum!
I hope you're not TOO disappoin...Where are you going? I'm not finished speaking with you!
I'm gonna go shoot the royal coach horses and your hunting hounds now! Cheerio!