ROYAL JEWELLS

Author: BlackSheep

Date: May 17, 2007

by BlackSheep
5-17-07
Philip wouldn't make love to me yesterday, Jeeves.
Very sorry to hear that, ma'am.
What do you say, Jeeves, you and I spend the weekend at Windsor Castle?
And just what do you have in mind, Your Highness?
Bring the Royal Mace and make love to me with it!
I'll bring the Royal Mace alright but it will be mace in a can from the Royal Army!