LESSON IN LATEX

Author: BlackSheep

Date: May 19, 2007

by BlackSheep
5-19-07
Dad...I'm having a lot of trouble with these condoms you gave me. They just won't stay on!
Well...I know you're not THAT small! When did you put one on?
First thing this morning when I got out of bed.
And when was your date with Cathy?
Earlier this evening at 9.
The freakin' future of America!