THE SLANTERN!

Author: BlackSheep

Date: May 19, 2007

by BlackSheep
5-19-07
Your homies drive like shit, Lei Mi!
That is because we had rickshaws. Our horses just followed the roads. What's your excuse, Leroy?
We drive fast 'cause we're so used to getting chased by the white man to be used for slaves!
Chinese people never had black slaves because we are an honorable nation and believe in Ying and Yang!
Yo, mo fo! Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?
Ok, now get back to the end of my driveway and hold up that lantern!