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| Your homies drive like shit, Lei Mi! | |
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| That is because we had rickshaws. Our horses just followed the roads. What's your excuse, Leroy? | |
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| We drive fast 'cause we're so used to getting chased by the white man to be used for slaves! | |
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| Chinese people never had black slaves because we are an honorable nation and believe in Ying and Yang! | |
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| Yo, mo fo! Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? | |
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| Ok, now get back to the end of my driveway and hold up that lantern! | |
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