I AM NOT AMUSED!

Author: BlackSheep

Date: May 19, 2007

by BlackSheep
5-19-07
The Queen visits the Prince of Wales Elementary School
Do you wipe your own bum your Royal Highness?
Well no, deary. We have royal wipers!
Do you do your own hair and put on your own makeup, your Majesty?
No, sweetheart. I have a lady in waiting that tends to those personal matters.
My mummy says you get your clothes from the Salvation Army!
I shall have your mummy beheaded!