WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Author: BlackSheep

Date: May 30, 2007

by BlackSheep
5-30-07
Bert...why is it that when gay guys come out of the closet they change their names?
What do you mean change their names, Bill?
Well...A guy who everyone always called Dave, lets everybody know he's gay and wants to be known as David all of a sudden! Chris...no, no! Its Chrithtopher! Jay...uh, uh...its Jaython!
Hey, you're right, Bill! We'll have to ask the guys from Rodney and Lancelot Interior Designs upstairs about that!
ROD AND LANCE! Sounds so manly! Like a couple of prongs! No...more like WEAPONS OF WARRIORS! Rodney and Lanthelot...soft, feminine, mysterious, romantic, yet...with an element of danger.
You've put way too much thought into this, Bill, but I DO wonder now what lezbo, carpet chewing dykes do when they come out?