Missed chance

Author: Blackbeard

Date: December 1, 2001

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Pardon me Missey, could you tell me which way it is to town?
Oh YES!! A MAN!!!
Pardon me Missey, I said, could you tell me which way it is to town?
Quick, think up something witty, THINK THINK!!
Never mind Ma'am, I think I see it in the distance. I'll just mosey along now.
BLAST IT!!! I lose more men that way!