It's sad, Really.

Author: Blackie_Chan

Date: March 18, 2006

by Blackie_Chan
3-18-06
Hey, goat. What's up?
I just wanted to talk to you about something.
Shoot.
Well, you know how you make nasty remarks about my hygiene and then say that I never get laid?
Yeah, why?
Well, I may sit around and lick myself all day, but you're a virgin and my sexual odometer is at 1,000.