What I thought Casino Royale would be...

Author: Blackie_Chan

Date: December 9, 2006

by Blackie_Chan
12-09-06
Excuse me, the name's Bond. James Bond. I have a reservation here.
Of course it is. And I'm Jesus.
Mr. Bond? Wouldn't you like to visit your room and take a tour of the villa?
Um... I have some business with a bad man I must attend to.
Two hours, four hundred dry martinis and half a condom later...
Oi! *hic* Wha-a you mean I go-a leave?! I go-a kill the bad guy and sleep *hic* with your wife, you prick!
Sir, I don't have a wife, so you're just making yourself look bad.