My Pet Axe

Author: Blackie_Chan

Date: December 9, 2006

by Blackie_Chan
12-09-06
Hmmm... What's the bad news?
Dude, I have good news and bad news.
Oh, God! My cat! *sigh* What's the good news?
Your cat died in a fire-related and/or caused death.
WHAT?! Wh- How is that better?!
The company bought you a pet axe named... Hold on. "Made in Taiwan."