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White guy going 110 on a highway.
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| Well, officer, I was never drinking and- | |
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| Say no more. No ticket. Just go and have a nice day. | |
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Black guy going 20 in a school zone.
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| I, uh, don't know what I did wrong, officer. | |
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| Say no more, blackie. You're coming in for multiple counts of murder, grand theft, and assaulting an officer. | |
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Asian guy in the middle of buying a car.
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| Sorry, middle of writing a ticket, me no speakee Chinee. | |
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