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by Blackmage53
2-24-05
You are invited to make your very own strip comic on www.stripcreator.com!
Okay so a comic strip...comic...comic...where do I start?!
Maybe you should start by writing down some ideas!
What the?! How did you know I was thinking of that?
I uh......No hablo Inglés

 

by Blackmage53
2-24-05
...And so without further ado, I shall travel inside this young boys mind...
CyberChicky23: Hey there cutie pie..wanna have some fun?
Huzzah! Ive hit the- Wait a second...
The Night Before...
Oh, heres Fireguy485...Hey..there..cutie.. pie...wanna..have..some.. fun.. Oh boy!
Fireguy485: You know it babe ;)

 

by Blackmage53
2-24-05
Okay...you enter the dark chamber, and out pops a ghost and its big and white and scary looking and it has big teeth and its screaming at you!
What the hell? Fine then I kick its ass.
Well...okay but um..but you cant cus he has a force field
Uh..okay...I use my magical powers and take away the force field then.
NO You cant cus he uh..cus he possesed you and you died
f*** this s***, im go play Super Smash, Ass-wad.
can i come too...?

 

by Blackmage53
2-25-05
allright you just lay down over their and bleed, im going to go throw the evidence away in the river and ill be back to piss on your bleeding wounds
Hey, I saw what you did to that guy, im going to go tell the cops.
What?

 

by Blackmage53
2-25-05
SO, you have decided to learn the skills of Feh Kwon Chi. Ill have you know it takes long hours of training and focus to master the techniques
You have to be strong with your mind and have discipline for that is the key to master these arts, and it will locate your true spirit. Do you understand?
no..
I can teach you how to kill a man with your index finger for $299.99, hows that?
Friggin Sweet!

 

by Blackmage53
2-25-05
Ah!!! Bitch! Ill take you down.....Damn! no! what the heck! this guy is cheating or something..what the? DUDE! WHAT THE HECK!?!
wow that guy seems to be kicking your ass...
OHMYGOD YES! What the heck! Holy crap this guy keeps doing that crap and he- what the? STOP HOLY CRAP OMYGOD...DUDE!!
...at Yahoo Doodle...
what? its frikin hard to draw on this thing!

 

by Blackmage53
2-25-05
Ohh Yeah...give it to me..give it to me...yes oh yes...OH YEAH YEAH OH STICK IT THERE OH OH GOD AHHHHHHHH OHH MY AHHH OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!OH BABY OH YEAH OMY OH YEAH OH YES!!
F Yeah..
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by Blackmage53
2-28-05
DUDE WHAT THE HECK!!! I WAS OUT OF AMMO!!! THANKS FOR KILLING ME ASS!
What? Im on the other side of Blood gulch, how could i be killing you?
Oh wait, no sorry that wasent you, I forgot I threw a grenade.
I didnt put any grenades!!!
Then stop shooting me with the Tank!
I didnt put any tanks either!!!

 

by Blackmage53
3-03-05
Any last words rabbit?
Yeah, I slept with your wife.
But, my wife left me five years ago
yeah for me dumbass
How can that be thought? You dont have the right, "parts" your a rabbit.
I use this. Why the hell do you think I always chew on these nasty carrots? The love juice blocks out the taste.

 

by Blackmage53
3-03-05
Hello! is this the Way the Draknejvad Castle?
Yes of Course! This road, Vljadajnoch leads right to there! but watch out for the Cjlocks!
The Cjlocks! Oh no! I might have to smite them with my sword from Elvhejnhad!
yes yes! and use the Crystal from Dfreanxsec! By the way do you have a Green potion from lady Maslucklovhg?
Yes! She gave me it after i returned from the isle of Gretjjldanrkned! I had to fight a giant Flockodrgedoyronven to get back!
Terrible! well at least you can talk to the wise man of Xvdenved Ruins! If your lucky hell tell you how to get to Flokjllahndvile by traveling on a triple winged Dvronenflokkal!

 

by Blackmage53
3-03-05
After a giant massive explosion that destoyed all of the population exept these people...
Omigosh Sarah! Where the last two people alive! ...erm..then that means we have to repopulate the planet..
Shut up nerd, i wouldent be caught dead with you, but you are right and sadley it looks like we have to
*gasp* Jonathan! You made it out alive!!!
Of course babe! we were made to survive this shit!
......*sniffles*...
Oh I love you so much! Lets make love like never before!

 

by Blackmage53
3-03-05
Eww! Thats gross how could she even think of making love to a ugly ass bug and not me, i swear if i see another one of those bugs im going to-
Yeah your right, we are ugly, and we smell and we have warts and mold and we have crusty asses and crispy legs and hairy heads and big jumbly eyes
Hey, your right but you dont seem that mad about it..
......*sniffles*...
No im just glad we have the bigger willies then you

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