What's better that Wrestle Mania?

Author: BladeSharks

Date: August 26, 2003

by BladeSharks
8-26-03
What could be better than Wrestle Mania?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Ooooh ya!
Uhm, hi, mister, uh, Ninja Turtle man, uh, I work for Wal-Mart, we're all out of Ninja Turtles life-size action figures!
Think about it.......
What, now you want to but me in a box and sell me?
Exactly!
This is what's better that Wrestle Mania!
I'm gonna love this job!... Front row seats to Kid-Wrestle Mania! Kick him! Kick him! Oooh! An upper-cut! Win! Win! Give 'em all you got! I'm betting $5 on you!
It's mine! NO! It's mine! NO! MINE! GRANDMA BOUGHT HIM FOR ME! Take this you selfish son of a ouch! THAT HURT!