Jesus, behind the religion...fin

Author: Blank

Date: September 10, 2002

by Blank
9-10-02
(a couple thousand years later)
Oh man, its a good thing Jesus revoked what he said. If he hadn't I may not have been able to kill you without the guilt!
But why would you kill me? I was in fact the one who persuaded Jesus not to go through with the whole religion thing!
HAH! You must doubt my knowledge...it is said he was told to stop by a SQUIRREL, which you obviously arent!!!!
.....nobody is supposed to know about my polymorphing skizills!! AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAH! Suicide is the only answer!!!!
...i bet he was jewish....fucking douche-tard