All comics by BlazedHippieChick

 

Pete was sitting at the park when a strange boy came upon him.
Pete, you will get NOWHERE in life without talking about your feelings.
When the fuck did people start getting anorexia in just their limbs, with baldness as a side effect?
Well, actually, I bet you could get SOMEWHERE...but only on your good looks.
Is he coming on to me?
maybe i should've kept my mouth shut

 

it says here that you have been selected to be eligible for receiving a notice granting you access to signing up for a contest that you might possibly win if you buy a bunch of shit.
Oh boy.
But you have to pay by credit card and they only accept Mastah Cahd
Hmm...no, I've got a Veesa
But void where prohibited...which is everywhere but Davenport, Iowa
what exactly was I suppose to win again?

 

Here's a laugh you'll enjoy only if you know THE DROWSIES
Hmm..I am hungry for a quesadilla but I have no idea how to make one!
Well, I do know this one recipe...
Yeah man, I heard there's going to be a nuclear apocolypse. I NEED to know how to make a quesadilla!
Alright, dont lose your mind...
http://www.myspace.com/drowsies
Fine, please tell me.
It's a song by The Drowsies...listen to it and you'll know.

 

Here's a laugh you'll enjoy only if you know THE DROWSIES
Hmm..I am hungry for a quesadilla but I have no idea how to make one!
Well, I do know this one recipe...
Yeah man, I heard there's going to be a nuclear apocolypse. I NEED to know how to make a quesadilla!
Alright, dont lose your mind...
http://www.myspace.com/drowsies
Fine, please tell me.
It's a song by The Drowsies...listen to it and you'll know.

 

Pete must have gone off to college...
Its going to be weird without him...
THERE YOU ARE!!! How's college?
I cant get away from him!

 

hmmm...i dont have much money on my First Card...
Dont worry, you have unlimited Caf!
Unlimited Caf? Hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHA

 

This one's for Professor Chaos...
Graffitti is the purest form of art. Dont hate on artists!
I love art. Cops are assholes.
banned from campus for 6 months for writing two letters on a sign...
You're a hip old lady, Lady. I respect that.
Oh? Haha, I do what I can...a rebel in my younger days.
possibly more charges. COPS=ASSHOLES!!!!!!
Wanna go get drunk?
PBR alright with you?

 

Pete and Alice are having dinner.
Wanna come over later?
Alright
In Pete's dorm, his friend Alice has just arrived...
So...wanna play SNES?
Alright
A great night has just begun.
Is Super Mario Bros okay?
Alright

 

I wish Adam would hurry up and come back.
We need to buy groceries and the dorm is lonely.
Wonder if Alice wants to play SNES again...?

 

My Sociology Of Deviant Behaviors teacher is an anarchist married to a cop.
Anarchy cannot rule
I beg to differ
I am SO looking forward to hearing about their conversations.
You cannot live in an anarchist society?
Says who?
And she's going to tell us about them.
Says me.
You suck. Go jerk off to 1984 why dont you?

 

Alice finds getting to class very annoying.
My first class is on this side of campus, but my next two are on the other side.
Especially without a source of transportation.
Damnit. I need a bike.
Who wants to give Alice a bike?
Someone? Anyone?

 

Well, I guess as long as you're not a snake....

 

The real reason Wilson's face was kept private.
The government is after me...
But I am safe behind this fence....
As long as no one sees my face...ever.

 

Alice finds Robot Rob crying, somewhere over the rainbow...
Why so down, Robot Rob?
I-I-I-Its just that--
Alice desperately tries to figure out what's wrong!
Its okay, you can tell me Robot Rob!
I miss Paulieweb and Disappunted.
Fin.
Well, yeah, we all do. But he'll be back soon enough. He's helping people in Africa!
Yeah, I guess you're right. Theres other stuff I can do than be sad about him leaving...Like working on my Lamaz!

 

So like...are you goin to the protest on Saturday?
I dunno man, where is it?
Its in DC! We're trying to get the troops out of Iraq.
Oh YEAH! It starts at 11 doesnt it?
Yeah dude. 11am at the Mall.
So January 27 in DC at...the mall? Yeah I'll be there at 11am! Sweet!

 

So you like punk music. Any reason why?
I think it sends a message.
What is the message that most punk bands send?
Well, I said I THINK it does. I dont really know.
...
They play fast and scream everything...I cant understand the lyrics. I know its something good though!

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