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| I figured out that soft chocolate chip cookies get hard as they grow stale and hard ones, vice versa... | |
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| Y'know, when you have a pitcher of light beer and a pitcher of regular, the dark-colored one is the light.... | |
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| I also found that Häagen-Dazs smeared on-- | |
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| -Right then- If you show up to Homo Weigh-In over 150 pounds again, we will have to remand you back INTO the closet. | |
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