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by Blix
7-26-03
College sux, I never have money for food. Im starving here.
Damn thing, I bet he thinks I wll give him food. Doesnt he know I'm the one thats starving. I'm the one that needs food.... and right now meats sounding really good.
COME HERE YOU LITLE FUCKER.

 

by Blix
7-26-03
I Hate Beatniks. They think their so damn cool, wearing them stupid hats and their black long sleeve turtleneck shirts. I'm going to enjoy this.
GOD WHY!!! WHY ME....
So I see you met the new graphic designer. You know the one you hired to help build the website about weaponry.
Shit

 

by Blix
7-27-03
Lets see... this shouldnt be to hard... Computers are my friend.. I can do this.. easy.. just think.
So thats the screen, thats the keypad, and this must be the mouse....then this must be the power switch... I think...
.......
Damnit.. that didn't work... HOW THE HELL DO YOU TURN THIS THING ON!!!!.........I hate my life.
This is funny shit...

 

by Blix
7-28-03
Why the hell am I here... this is not penny arcade.. I demand you let me go...I mean it... Put me back... Im not joking Damnit.. this comic isnt even funny... god you suck at this
Its still not funny

 

by Blix
7-28-03
Call now and you can have not just one but TWO!!! THAT RIGHT TWO SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS DOLLS....
Today on NAME THAT STD we have Green slime and chunky yellow boils
I can't believe I died for this shit....
It burns when I touch myself.

 

by Blix
8-17-03
Only I the L33t can with stand the true taste of college!!!
The true taste of college?
Yes The One True Taste Of Higher Education!
Oh... You mean shitty bear...
Very good young grasshopper
Dork

 

by Blix
8-17-03
The True Taste Of College... With Less sucky Spelling
Only I the L33t can withstand the true taste of college!!!
The true taste of college?
Yes The One True Taste Of Higher Education!
Oh... You mean shitty beer...
Very good young grasshopper
Dork

 

by Blix
8-17-03
imtheg4cubepro: i've finally found somethign I don't like about PHP and MySQL scripting.... i can't figure out how to run a unique() command of any sorts....I can't do arrays because of the data
ThrashMaverick: ever think maybe your a geeks?
imtheg4cubepro: If I was a true geek i would be able to get this damn thing to work

 

by Blix
8-19-03
This will now be just a comic about my time at college
I bet this comic will suck ass
Yeah I bet your right
Hey you two, I can hear what your saying.. its not smart to piss off your maker
Oh no.. I better be good... hehehe
Dude he has a point... you might not want to piss him off.
Thats It... You asked for it
What the fuck!
Sucker

 

by Blix
8-20-03
You so got some... Little Ron is growing up.. hahaha
Damnit Brokaw...I didnt get some... It was just a kiss...
A kiss is more then nothing.. there for you got some
I hate you Brokaw... Your Moms a lesbian
(Note To readers... Brokaws mom is in fact really a Lesbian)
...
A big big Dike... Your Mom Loves The Chicks .. hahahaha

 

by Blix
8-20-03
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... TAKE THAT BROKAW
Damn he must be really mad... he signed off the game...
Guess he couldnt take the all mighty beating of Ron The L33T!
I will teach you... you son of a bitch!!!

 

by Blix
8-21-03
That will teach Ron not to call himself L33Ter then me..
BrokawTheL33T has been killed 153 Times by JoeTheUndead
It looks like I have another grave to dig.
154 time................ 155 times................ 156 times................
Before you kill me don’t forget who has the CD burner and knows how to crack copyright codes
Damnit ... your lucky... This time...

 

by Blix
8-23-03
Joe Undead: (insert greeting here)
ThrashMaverick: (insert something about ron being gay here)
Joe Undead: (insert laughter)
I hate you guys

 

by Blix
8-25-03
You know what.. I dont even really care about sex any more... I just want to see MB.. Damn I love that girl
Yeah I know how you feel.
I cant wait to go home this weekend and see Liz.. Its going to be great just to hold her and have her in my arms again.. sex is the last thing on my mind
Don’t care about sex?..... WHAT?... Who are you people and what have you done with my real friends.!!!.... Kurt get the guns!!!... we must destroy them before it spreads

 

by Blix
8-27-03
So let me get this straight…. Your boyfriend is coming to stay with you for the weekend…. But you wont let him sleep in the same bed.
Yeah so what.
Sam... Your in college... this is a time of freedom...a time for being crazy... and things of that Nature
Are you trying to say that I dont know how to have fun?
Babe... your the kind of girl that thinks fun is playing board games all day with your family
I love monopoly!!

 

by Blix
9-02-03
Hey Ron guess what...
You finally came out of the closet and got fucked by big black men over the weekend?
Ummm …. No… that was your weekend remember… But I did go shopping and now I have food. That’s right real food. No more Ramen and water dinners for me.
Wow really?… I’ll Go tell the guys… Thank God man…. I didn’t know how much longer I was going to make it on Mac and Cheese…
Note to self…. Lock up food some place safe….. Oh and kill Ron…

 

by Blix
9-04-03
A Day At The Mall
Yep... will you look at me... a girl to my left.... and a girl to my right.... whos the man
I'm one smooth stud... no doubt about it...
You do remember that your girlfriend Liz reads this comic right....
Umm.... Baby I can explain everything.. umm.. umm.. why do I have a feeling that this isnt going to end well

 

by Blix
9-05-03
12:00 AM
I have class at ten tomorrow so I will get off here in about a half hour
6:00 AM
If I go to bed in a half hour I can still get three hours of sleep.. thats all I really need anyways.... I'll be fine...
12:00 PM
ZzZzzZzZzZZzZzZz

 

by Blix
9-07-03
I'm God... Did you know that?... I can do anything I want... I'm the best at all video games and I know everything about anything.
God I hate this guy... How stupid can you be... Look at him... He is a fucking dork
I could kick your ass if I wanted to... I'm just that good...
I don’t know if I can take this much longer..
I have a girlfriend back home but she said it was ok if I have sex with other girls here at college
Fucking Christ Grease Ball that’s it... YOUR A DAMN DORK WHO COULDNT GET LAID IF IT YOU PAID A WOMAN AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.... Wow... I feel so much better now

 

by Blix
9-10-03
...?...
Grrrrrrr
Umm... Ron what are you doing?
Come on... Come on... Dark forces.. work.. Work Damnit.... WORK!!!!!
YES!!!!!.... I rule... Damn I kick ass...

 

by Blix
9-11-03
You killed him.... Damn it... I wanted to kill him.. I had it all thought out and everything... DAMN
Sorry man.... I just couldnt stop myself from doing it
Look man.. its not my fault.. You should of acted faster
God Damnit!!!... You Killed Grease Ball?...Great thanks Ron... There Goes my plans for today

 

by Blix
9-11-03
There we go... It looks like I have done it!!
HAHAHAHA...THIS IS CHESTER!!!... HE WILL TAKE ME BACK IN TIME SO THAT I CAN KILL GREASE BALL ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!
Umm... Now if I could only figure out how to set my VCR clock... Then I would be a real evil genies

 

by Blix
9-14-03
ok Chester... Lets do this...
Time Jump Starting In 5...4....3....2....1...
Oh Shit.. Sorry Undead one Sir... We are in the year 2005
Umm.. Wow.. Remind me to move to Canada..... Ok lets try this again Chester...

 

by Blix
9-15-03
We are here... Now you can kill the evil Grease Ball once and for all Undead One Sir
WHAT THE FUCK!!??
The Pain
Sorry Joe... I got here first
Are You Ready To Go Back L33T One Sir??

 

by Blix
9-17-03
Its OK Undead One... We can just go back in time even farther and kill Grease Ball....
Yes that is a good idea...
You think your Sooo cool because you can float... dont you... I'm Going to kick your ass you fucking gimp..
.......
God damn it Josh... Tell your fucking robot to back off....
hahaha... OoOoO.. good hit Thrash... Kick that fucktards ass

 

by Blix
9-20-03
You and your damn robot are assholes... You know what Ron.. I'm never talking to you again... Fucking Prick
Fine by me... later man.... .......Come On Thrash... lets go home
Yes L33t one... As you wish..
....... Damn IT..........
.... RON NO WAIT.... I DONT WANT TO BE STUCK IN THE PAST!!!!

 

by Blix
9-30-03
Ok Mr. Keegan... you think you can turn me in to Ron and get away with it?...
Ummmm.... yeah ... yeah I do.
Well your wrong... take That!!!!
....... take what?
Note To Readers : Dont understand?.. go here "http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=KiDude&ID=178538"
Umm.... Umm... Damnit...... I got nothing.... I suck at life..
The truth hurts my friend... the truth hurts...

 

by Blix
10-04-03
My first day at work
Hi.. you must be the new guy George
Yeah I'm the new guy, but my names Josh
Day two of my new job
Hi George, how are you liking it here at Cool Beans?
Yeah I love it here. The people are so nice and yeah, its just all around good. Oh but my names not George.
Day 5 of my new job
Your doing a great job George!... keep up the good work
MY NAMES NOT FUCKING GEORGE!!!!!

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