Ryu: Why you- I'll put stupid things under your title at my forum!!! HAH! Uh, dang.. you're not a member of my stupid forum. Wait, I know! I'm kinda hungry..
BluE: Ahhhh
Less than an hour later...
BluE: ..and he tried to eat me.. I was lucky to have some roach killer stuff.
Police: You're trying to tell me a giant fly tried to eat you? Did you forget the part where the joly red fat man himself came and saved you?
