The Secret Life Of Message Board Dave Part 9

Author: BobRogers

Date: June 21, 2004

by BobRogers
6-21-04
Time for a little exposition and possibly some explanation...
It pretty much works like this, son. We are not really on the moon. You haven't really been kidnapped into the future, and I am not who I appear to be
I'm going to be late getting to the park to fly my plane. I can tell
My name is Fezenclop and this is really the third circle of Hell.
I'm in HELL? WTF? I haven't even DIED!
In your case, Dave, death is not a requirement. You've been sent straight to Hell. No preliminaries.