Squirrelbacon at the Bar

Author: BobRogers

Date: June 28, 2004

by BobRogers
6-28-04
Dave's new Lawyer approaches Stowbi with a plea for mercy!
Stowbi... In behalf of Dave, I'd like to plead his case to be unbanned. He doesn't understand why he's been banned. He wishes he were not banned. I am so cute. Could you unban him for little old me?
Let me think about it.... NO!
He promises to be good. He will eat all his veggies and think only good thoughts about England, The Queen and promises to study up on Monty Python.
Let me think about it some more.... NO!
He says if you don't reconsider, he will become a naturalized Frenchman...
Couldn't happen to a nicer country... I'll just holiday in Spain...