The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 32

Author: BobRogers

Date: October 19, 2004

by BobRogers
10-19-04
Dave's Dilemma, suicide or homicide
I can't get a job. Nobody will hire me. Everybody hates me. I should kill myself
Good idea.
My life sucks, my plane don't fly, nobody spells SIRIUS right. Death is the only answer.
True.
There's no way it could get worse. I have no one to talk to. My mother caught me wanking off to Little Orphan Annie yesterday. I should cut off my penis.
Brilliant!