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Dave's Dilemma, suicide or homicide
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| I can't get a job. Nobody will hire me. Everybody hates me. I should kill myself | |
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| My life sucks, my plane don't fly, nobody spells SIRIUS right. Death is the only answer. | |
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| There's no way it could get worse. I have no one to talk to. My mother caught me wanking off to Little Orphan Annie yesterday. I should cut off my penis. | |
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