The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 34

Author: BobRogers

Date: October 19, 2004

by BobRogers
10-19-04
Dave's suicidal thoughts are replaced by carnal lust.
Come with me. We're going to have wild and passionate sex together!
Yes master. Anything you say. It will be a thing you will always remember.
OK baby. Now we're going to make it happen. I haven't been laid in 9 years. I'm ready to get the j.o.b. done!
Clank. Grind. Whirr. Clank.
What's a ROBOT doing here? Where's the YES Girl? WTF is going on? Why does my ASS hurt?
TOBOR get b.o.o.t.a.y! Teach silly message board boy new trick. Teach Dave how to spell c.o.r.n.h.o.l.e!