The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 55

Author: BobRogers

Date: November 9, 2004

by BobRogers
11-09-04
Psych 102... A visit from Tommy
I've tried a dozen times to be your friend, Dave. Every time, you attacked me, called me names and did everything in your power to piss me off.
Look at you, Tommy, you're a fricking CHOIRBOY for godsake! Why would I want a CHOIRBOY for a friend?
I can't help how I am drawn. This is how Bob draws me. Now don't change the subject? Why are you such a GIT to everyone you meet?
Because I hate MYSELF. I look in the mirror and see JDPLVY staring back at me. I hate myself more than I hate U235Radioactive!
Damn! That's a lot.
This is all MY MOTHER'S fault for having me in the first place. Just because abortion was illegal at the time is no excuse. It's ALL YOUR FAULT Ma!