The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 66

Author: BobRogers

Date: November 19, 2004

by BobRogers
11-19-04
Doogie Howser attempts to reason with Dave...
What you fail to grasp, Dave is that all this negative attention is really bad for you. It raises your blood pressure, brings on hypertension, causes erectile dysfunction...
Erectile dysfunction?
He patiently explains ever danger Dave faces...
What's happening is, every time you post a "TROLL" message, such as the ones most recently on DJM's board, people just dispise you more. Whatever pity you were getting off the autism thing is screwed.
You're right about one thing. I was getting a lot of sympathy. But then BOB started deleting my messages and I got really pi##ed and then I couldn't wank off 'cause my thing quit working...
The feet aren't in the ears for nothing...
That's exactly what I was saying. Erectile Dysfunction derives from hypertension coupled with high blood pressure. You could very well have a STROKE, Dave!
Speaking of STROKING, I have a date with a Lesbian from the news group. She thinks my name is MEGAN and I am a hot dyke chick. That outta get the ole Johnson up and running.