The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 67

Author: BobRogers

Date: November 20, 2004

by BobRogers
11-20-04
Dave....
What is it Ma? Can't you see I'm busy wrecking message boards?
You're a bastard, Dave.
Yeah yeah whatever. Take a number. People are calling me names from as far away as Thialand. I LOVE wrecking message boards.
No, dear. You don't understand. My husband is not your father. He's outside on the sidewalk right now and he wants to meet you.
It's gonna have to wait. **YOU"RE ALL JEWS!** HANG ON ma. **I hate you all!** Ok Ma. Send him in.