The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 69

Author: BobRogers

Date: November 21, 2004

by BobRogers
11-21-04
Evil raises it's head to look around and all it sees is JDPLVY
Who in the blue hell are you?
I am CTHULUH, the embodyment of ULTIMATE EVIL, summoned by cries for help from the poor pityful Troll named JDPLVY
Yeah? So?
I am the oldest of the Old Ones, Most Evil of the Evil Ones, most deadly and powerful of all the dread monsters of the deepest dark
Listen, Pal, halloween was last month. I am the only one here. I chased everyone else away. So why don't you make like a tree and go away too. In other words, F**k off CTHULUH!
I see the time on my journey here was well spent