A JDPLVY Christmas Carol

Author: BobRogers

Date: December 1, 2004

by BobRogers
12-01-04
So this is Christmas...
Christmas! Hoo HA! Maybe I'll get a new PUDDIN SPOON! Or perhaps some funny tasting APPLE JUICE! I guess DIAPERS to help keep my pants from getting brown when my BUTT Explodes in poop would be great!
There are some presents...
There's nothing from BOB under the tree. I know he was going to send a BOMB even though he never said so and actually only wanted to send me a DVD. Eep. Guess I f$#%ed up. Wait. Here's one from MOM!
Then there are others
Et tu, MOM?
Bah. Humbug.