The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 81

Author: BobRogers

Date: December 18, 2004

by BobRogers
12-18-04
Dave receives a visitor.
What do you want, Sister? Can't you see that I am locked in mortal conflict with Bob?
I've come to warn you Dave. You're in great danger. This Bob that you are fighting with is no ordinary person. There's something different about him...
That's bulls**t, Sister. He's just a man (or woman) who can be defeated just like every other man (or woman) in the world. I am DAVE, wrecker of MESSAGE BOARDS! No mere Bob can stop me!
I've come to warn you dave. You're in great danger. This Bob that you are fighting with is no ordinary person. There's something different about him...
I am WINNING, even as we speak. I have copied his p[oems and made them my own. Every time he makes a Blog entry, I copy it and change the text. He CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
You don't know just what you are up against. His is a force older than the Internet, indeed, OLDER THAN THE EARTH! You must give up or you will be consumed!