The Secret Life Of Message Board Dave Part 87

Author: BobRogers

Date: January 7, 2005

by BobRogers
1-07-05
Dave wants change...
I just want to get on with my life.
What life is that, infidel dog offspring of a camel unfavored in the sight of Allah?
I want a life where I don't have to deal with Bob looking over my shoulder and writing about me.
In order to be rid of the infidel Bob, you must strap explosives to your body and detonate yourself on his front porch. Allah will reward you with 72 virgins and recognize you as a good moslem!
But I'm Lutheran...