The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 134

Author: BobRogers

Date: March 15, 2005

by BobRogers
3-15-05
To recap what has gone before...
I had my gender changed by a blogger... I am now known as Loretta.
I just kicked the raindeer piss out of someone who thinks my name is Bob, while looking for my true love, Loretta.
I just lost my Viking boyfriend to some chic named Loretta that I never met or heard of.
I used my considerable magic to teleport myself and The Viking to PLVY so he could meet Loretta. I ended up in Lapland.
And Bob Gets in the last word.
I played a small yet important role in plot exposition.
I saved a crapload of money on my car insurance...