The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 177

Author: BobRogers

Date: May 9, 2005

by BobRogers
5-09-05
At night, from one particular park bench, you can see the haunted house on the haunted hill. J. Gargoyle loves that bench...
J Gargoyle, we haven't been introduced...
A ghost?
We prefer the term protoplasmically challenged!
Ah hum. So are you dead and haunting the earth?
No, I just have periodic out-of-body experiences when Dave bores me to sleep.
Where do I sign up?