The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 183

Author: BobRogers

Date: May 13, 2005

by BobRogers
5-13-05
J Gargoyle and Bob discuss plot exposition...
So how did Dave get off the island?
That's the beauty of it. He is still ON the island, just in JAIL for trying to perv on a native lesbian.
A polynesian lesbian named Loretta, who looks like his MOM?
Powerful ISLAND mojo at work.
And how is Dave taking all this?
He's been spamming message boards by throwing letters in bottles into the ocean.