The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 185

Author: BobRogers

Date: May 16, 2005

by BobRogers
5-16-05
From the new Encyclopedia Grossanica...
What is a JDPLVY?
JDPLVY's are a subspecies of Genus Homo Sapians easily identified by the horrible bullfrog-like sound they make as they scream obscenities...
They want to be heterosexual but are so repugnant that human females commit suicide or run off with outlaw bikers rather than mate with one...
They are best known for their spamming of message boards, misuse of blogs and disrespect for themselves and others....
With an average IQ of 83 and the commonsense of a duck, the average JDPLVY is a misfit, a social outcast and a self-made troglodyte.
I resent the comparison... and you WILL be hearing from my attorney.