The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 193

Author: BobRogers

Date: May 21, 2005

by BobRogers
5-21-05
Stupid angel left me here INSIDE A SHARK! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!GOD! If you can hear me GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW or I will spam heaven with 91 million blank emails!
Ok, Here I am. What's so important that I needed to put Grand Theft Auto on PAUSE?
I want you to SMITE Bob.
Remind me who BOB is and why I should SMITE him?
Bob is the stupid cartoonist who does this stupid cartoon that we're in right now that I HATE because he made a SHARK eat me and you have to SMITE him right now!
Great. I ask for a simple SMITING and get turned into a PINK DONKEY. And I am still inside this stupid shark! Where's the JUSTICE? This is ALL WRONG!