The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 199

Author: BobRogers

Date: May 26, 2005

by BobRogers
5-26-05
Ping, Phong's daughter goes on TV for an interview all the way from Laos...
Herro. I Phong's cute daughta Ping. I rive in Raos. My dad say Dave very bad man, need spanking...
Did somebody say SPANKING?
My dad say Dave frog the brog so bad, he give self heart attack.
Frog the Brog? OH! FLOG the BLOG! I am so there for flogging...
Not even Fox will air it though...
For 5 dollah, I solve all Dave pahoblems. I ten. I know whole Kama Sutra
I know when to bail. Believe me this is the time to BAIL!