The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 243

Author: BobRogers

Date: June 26, 2005

by BobRogers
6-26-05
Up on the roof...
Are you ready for some really kinky rooftop sex?
I can't. I'm Lutheran.
OK. How about an insane affair with a bottle of Jack Daniels, a half ounce of marajuana and a goat?
Can't. I'm diabetic, a charter member of D.A.R.E. and allergic to goat hair.
What are you a JDPLVY?
There's no need to get nasty.