The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 246

Author: BobRogers

Date: July 2, 2005

by BobRogers
7-02-05
Ever had a toon start off one way...
Dear Blog. July 4th is my birthday, Dave is a loser, the sky is blue and Jen really lives in Texas.
Dear Blog. Bob is an evil psychopath whose name isn't really Bob and who stalks me and makes fun of me
Dear Blog. Even though I like the idea of being in the toon strip, I believe my role as straight man is causing Dave to believe I am his enemy, which is not true. Yet.
Dear Blog. As an AMISH man with a computer I resent all the stereotyping I must endure in this strip. Couldn't I just once get the girl
... and end on a completely different note?
Dear Blog. As President of the United States of America, the buck stops with me. I confess that I raised national gas prices just to piss off JDPLVY
Whew. I gotta watch which postage stamps I lick when I am doing the mail. the Micky mouse ones give me funky dreams.