The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 261

Author: BobRogers

Date: July 20, 2005

by BobRogers
7-20-05
The duck has a lawyer...
I seriously object to Dave's continuing use of the word "Ducktard." It is an insult to DUCKS and the retarded, two seperate but equal classes.
I'm thinking that'll work. I checked the Labor Law Forum. They answer all sorts of questions with good advice.
I'm being sued by a duck?
By three million ducks, actually. I have a restraining order here that prohibits your use of the word "Ducktard." in anything you write.
You're really Bob, aren't you?
Marvin, actually. I am with the law firm of Dewey, Cheetum and Howe, PA.