The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 299

Author: BobRogers

Date: September 9, 2005

by BobRogers
9-09-05
Why haven't you done something about the guy whose name I do not know who picks on me and "makes fun" of me?
Umm let me see. The Constitution?
What does a SHIP in BOSTON have to do with it?
I meant the Document, the one signed by the FOUNDING FATHERS! You really ARE an idiot, it's not a rumor.
Some politicians know when to bail.
But he's MAKING FUN OF ME! And he's WRITING about me! And he won't SWEAR. And he STOLE A POEM!
That voice. That wheedling, whining VOICE! I must kill myself immediately!