The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 303

Author: BobRogers

Date: September 12, 2005

by BobRogers
9-12-05
Dave finds Jesus or vice versa...
Why do you keep cursing my name Dave?
Because you never give me ANYTHING I ask for. I used to PRAY for stuff, and you never answered.
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers, Dave.
That's a STUPID Garth Brooks song. I HATE Country and Western music. You SUCK!
Dude, Wat happened. We were just piles of smoldering ashes and then... We're BACK!
JESUS whispered in my ear. He said, "Go forth and do my Father's work. SMITE that whining worm bastard Dave!