The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 304

Author: BobRogers

Date: September 13, 2005

by BobRogers
9-13-05
Bob gets a message from above...
You got a message from Jesus saying you should SMITE Dave?
Yeah, man. One moment I was a pile of ashes, contemplating what life would be like when it rained. Next minute, "SMITE DAVE!"
How do you Smite anybody? Have you ever SMITTEN anyone? How will you find out what SMITE means? I have an idea but...
Dude, relax. I'll Google it. About.com should have some instructions.
Nothing is THAT simple.