The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 320

Author: BobRogers

Date: October 4, 2005

by BobRogers
10-04-05
Never one to let a gag die, Bob's secretary reads the mail to Bob.
Dear Bob. You are SCUM. Wish you were here in Canada with me so I could call you SCUM. Love, Dave
Dear Dave. Why not confirm Canada's worst fear and MOVE TO CANADA?
Subliminal message in Dave's letter... "Take hammer and nails and get Bob." Must ...KILL ...Bob.
Who knew a crippled geek could move that fast.
Dear Dave. The assassin thing is sooo 2004...