Pleasant Valley Follies Part 6

Author: BobRogers

Date: November 5, 2005

by BobRogers
11-05-05
You can't burn Bob to a crisp because I'm suing him. And you can't burn up J. Gargoyle because his job of plot exposition is too important.
What did you just say?
You mean about plot exposition? HA! You don't know you are a cartoon character do ya?
It's a LIE! I'm a REAL BOY! PLVY is a REAL PLACE! I will burn you to a CRISPY CRITTER!
Some days you're the firestarter and some days you're the fire.
OW.