The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 354

Author: BobRogers

Date: March 8, 2006

by BobRogers
3-08-06
Pornspamming is just another one of Dave's cheap tricks. It's kind of like when a pig covers himself with mud to keep from becoming bacon.
Are you calling me a pig?
Now, Baconman, you know I was just making a metaphor.
You hurt my feelings all the same.
Well, you have a purpose in life. To be a crispy, succulant breakfast treat. Poor dave. his whole life is dedicated to being a pornspamming moron.
Well... pigs are pretty smart.