The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 359

Author: BobRogers

Date: March 10, 2006

by BobRogers
3-10-06
So, God. Why DID you give Dave such a small penis?
So, you're blaming that on me, are you?
Well, you are all-seeing. Couldn't you have anticipated that giving dave a 3" schlong would create problems of self confidence?
You incorrectly assume I guve a rat's *snip* about Dave.
But wait! All men are your children. You love everybody, inclusing George Bush.
Yeah that's true, but Dave was created using DNA from a duck egg. Big error on the part of some lab tech.